2021
19 march 2021
my family and i were visiting my cousins who lived in a school with some rooms renovated into stuff like a kitchen, living room, etc. i don't know how it happened but it was 2 in the morning and my cousin and i were in the bathroom. he told me to name the 5 main characters of friends "or else". i name three with great struggle and he's like "ugh" and leaves the bathroom. then my aunt and another cousin (unnecessary detail but he was emo) enter the bathroom and i try to explain my situation and that i just got fucking threatened by a child. the kid comes back in, sees his mom and is like oh shit. he runs off but comes back a minute later, he got told off and then i woke up
25 may 2021
i was at a hotel/restaurant with a community garden thing on the side and my friend was trying to show me how to sneak into a certain spot so you can get... intimate (not me and her just couples in general). we tried so hard and for so long that our parents sent a search team after us which we somehow joined without them noticing. eventually they were like "oh fuck they're right here" and just were glad they found us (or i guess we found them). the entire dream was in vietnamese. i don't speak vietnamese
10 august 2021
a new portal game came out and it was called "potnal 8" (don't ask me about the seven other ones) and the little stick figure (like the one from portal 2) was just standing there except it had a dumptruck ass. the game had four chambers with nothing in them and the four rooms were connected so it made a loop. unfortunately that's all i know because i started laughing so hard i woke up
24 august 2021
it was the 1950s and i was a man who was trying to get home but the road was blocked so i sent something like a digital telegram ?? it wasn't a phone call. i sent it from in front of a bakery. i was like "yeah can't get home" and the person on the other side was like oh fuck. then i was in the 60s. again the road was blocked by something (i think was bags of some sort but honest to god i can't remember) and i call again but this time the bakery is a hairdresser's. the person is like "aw that sucks". repeat that all the way up to the 2010s as the store keep i calling from and the buildings around it get more modern. oh fuck i forgot to mention that during the calls it was late at night and the sky was clear so you can see the moon and stars. okay so its 2010s at night. the road is blocked once again. i call and this time i know it's mom so i'm like "yeah the road is blocked" yadda yadda yadda you know the drill. i look up at the moon and half of it breaks off and disappears and i say "... did you see the moon break in half" and my mom was like yeah. now basically everyone is looking up, thinking "oh maybe the clouds covered up half of it" but i saw it break. it wasn't clouds. then despite it being 12:50am in the dream the sun started rising but way too fast. i feel like i was the only one concerned that the sun is up in the middle of the night because everyone else was celebrating??? i started thinking about how if the moon is broken and the sun is acting weird it means the world will end soon and that thought stressed me out