2022
25 january 2022 [tw: drugs]
i, alongside three other people who were already prepared, were about to have top surgery. the nurse put me on lsd and instead of having the surgery i just had the biggest trip of my life while watching my little pony videos. the hospital was fake and when i woke up after passing out from the lsd i was SO disappointed i still had tiddies so then the nurse (which to be fair seemed to be the only one running the place) got us all on a bus and just. drove us home
22 august 2022
markiplier announced and dropped a new piece of merch that was like a keychain of big chungus but with his head. it was very obviously 3d printed and kinda ugly but the internet went wild regardless and soon everyone wanted one
14 october 2022
had a dream we lived in a big house and me and my family were making a homemade movie. i don't remember what it was about but it involved a church. i was the leader in all of this and was both the writer and director. we split into teams, the actors, the prop making, the "milfs" which i think was the group name for set design. at one point a girl wanted to join in and i don't know if it was genuine or if i was trying to get her into character but i was very distrustful towards her?? because i think she played one of the villains. anyways we were making a church door out of couch pillows when i woke up
15 november 2022
i was in art class and we got an assignment to do a poster thing for halloween. i thought "this will take 10 minutes tops" and went on my phone. soon i realised there was only five minutes left in class and i hadn't done anything so i was like OH FUCK. i try to rush it but it looks like shit (it was just a bunch of pen scribbles on a piece of notebook paper). i decide to improvise and i give my teacher a page torn out of my maths notebook with equations on it and said that "the education system is the real horror" or something like that which he accepts. also i had a weird spotify update that showed my phone in a weird font and it was permanently stuck in light mode