2023
15 april 2023
i saw this video of this guy talking about these new apartment complexes called the sorryfunny (or something similar sounding. funny was definitely in there). he talks how it's a complex with a built in supermarket on the ground floor and about how it is "friendly for agender people" (the creators of the building were really adamant on saying this). the supermarket was built without all the shady tricks to make you buy more. he describes the apartments themselves as roomy and warm and heavenly. as i watch the video i go "man this is perfect i wanna live there" but then the guy revealed the place doesn't exist and the whole video was just a skit. i was upset until i found a second video talking about the apartment complexes called "sunnyfucky" which is the same video but evil and violent
3 june 2023
had a dream i was talking about how nice the weather is and that somehow escalated into a nationwide hatred for the moon?? everyone wanted it GONE
27 july 2023
i was deleting apps off my phone but every time i clicked on one of them i got transported into said app. the first one had something to with jake paul because i was in an indoor playplace about to race this middle aged woman. she completes the playplace lap in 10.8 seconds and i do it a bit faster but i'm disqualified since i forgot to blend the cabbage tucked away in a corner of the course. i'm like ok whatever and continue deleting apps. i find two that are like "watch movies online 100% free" and i delete them as quickly as i can because i could feel a Dark Presence start to appear. the last game was a simple bible app except for boars. you could talk with the boar pastor and if you pissed him off he would crash the app. i mess around with the giant holy water tub at the entrance of the boar church and delete the app
5 september 2023
i was walking around a theatre with set pieces meant to look like a town and it was a form of social media. i read comments and like them and i'm just having a good time. i get to some guy's empty and destroyed looking stage "post" thing about how he has some older relative who is a superhero, but i couldn't read the comments because "i'm dead! sorry, guys!" and i'm like bullshit. whatever. i walk around the town some more and come across discourse where apparently someone who is Very Clearly A Child posted tommyinnit fanart and the fandom apparently isn't used to that. one post i saw was someone going "bad poems? yeah sure whatever. bad tommyinnit fanart? oh god, no. oh god, no. oh god, no." while pretending they keep taking a bit of damage as if poisoned. then i woke up
31 october 2023
had a dream i fucked something up and as a punishment i had to go shopping with this australian "zombie" trying to kill me. thing is he wasn't even a zombie he was a just a guy in a suit who looked 23 at most. he was completely chill. just followed me around
24 dec
me and two other poeple were putting on a five minute play. despite rehearsing many times i never bothered learning my lines so then when we were performing the actual thing i panicked and decreased my opacity with a slider and pretended to be a tumbleweed as a way of shitty improv. the audience somehow didn't hate it